from where else?

I saw these two books Sunday afternoon ...

"The Day My Butt Went Psycho" and "Zombie Butts From Uranus"

yes, really


The Day My Butt Went Psycho by Andy Griffiths

Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story... the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter's formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts to ever roam the face of the earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, meanest butt of them all! It's a story you and your butt will never forget!

"Just when you thought it was safe . . .the butts are back."
Andy Griffiths' sequel to The Day My Butt Went Psycho! is called Zombie Butts From Uranus.
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Zombie Butts From Uranus! by Andy Griffiths

This thrilling sequel to the best–selling The Day My Butt Went Psycho boldly goes where no butt has gone before. It's a heart-stopping, nostril-burning intergalactic adventure, and the fate of the earth itself lies in the balance. Can young Zack stop an invasion of Zombie Butts from taking over the planet? Or is Earth doomed to suffer the tyranny of the stinkiest space invaders this side of Uranus?

I should be packing

Pass the Potato

Spud Rock's been to 30 states, help him get to the other 20. [Edit: I read the map backwards at first, it has been to Washington and Texas, but not Oregon.]