Jul. 21st, 2003

Stockholm

Jul. 21st, 2003 12:06 am
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Until January 1973 I had 2 living great-grandparents. Then they both died in that month, bracketed by the deaths of Harry Truman and Lyndon Johnson, the only remaining ex-Presidents.

My father's mother's father, Pa, 1/2 Russian Jew and 1/2 Russian is rumored in the family to be Rimsky-Korsakov's bastard. His photos look rather like Stalin. (A cousin when young asked why Pa's picture was on a news magazine cover.) He met and married Ma in the Ukraine and they emigrated together about a decade before the Revolution. This connection increased my excitement in visiting Russia.

My mother's father's mother, Nana was 1/2 English and 1/2 Swedish.
When her father was called back to Sweden, her mother anglicized their last name and moved her daughters from I think Canada to an an underground prairie house in the US. Though later her mother ran a translating business in New York because she knew something like 16 languages including Sanskrit. Also Tove Janson who wrote the Moomintroll books was Swedish. So I had hopes that Sweden would be cool too.

Sweden was actually kind of a dud. We were in Stockholm for 3 days. I'm sure we insisted on going to the zoo, but the only clear memory I have of anything distinctive is of the Barn Pol.

We were wandering through a park and there was a huge shallow (foot deep maybe) concrete lined rectangular pool with signs that said "Barn Pol" or something similar. It was full of children our age and younger naked or in their underwear splashing away. So of course we undressed and joined them.

My mother seemed a bit disappointed by Stockholm as well, and so we continued on to Copenhagen.
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I just got this in my email:

Xx Xxxxx,


We noticed your resume online in one of our recent talent searches. We would like to invite you to look over our company due to your current search. We are a unique, exciting company with a progressive modern approach to business. Because we provide a "work from home" business, we create an extremely
flexible work environment for everyone involved..
Xx Xxxxx, we look for 3 things in our new Associates:


They consistently refer to me as if my first and middle initials are a first name. I'm trying to think where that means they found my email. My actual resume has my full name on it. I might have registered on a job site w/initials, don't remember.

If of course they actually looked at my resume they'd know that I'm a web developer. Why don't any of these bozo's realize that come-ons with horribly executed websites offend me horribly.


#1. People that are teachable and trainable with the ability to follow through unsupervised.

#2.We look for self-sufficient, confident, entrepreneurial-minded individuals who can make decisions independently.

#3.We are looking for people who can communicate effectively with others.


Look at their site. Tell me if they would know effective communication if it bit them on the butt.

We simply need you to siimply click on he following link and watch the incredible flash presentation:
http://www.simple2build.com/info/index.asp


This is the most accurate and complete sentence in the letter. This flash presentation is truly incredible. I have never seen flash move so slowly for no good reason. Using flash for a site like this is supposed to be impressive and, dare I say it, flashy. They would have been better served putting this in plain HTML or their email, if they were actually trying to communicate anything. This is just idiotic.

Please watch the online flash presentation and fill out the online survey following the presentation and one of our associates will contact you.


No, thanks, though the idea of calling the phone number in the domain records and laughing hysterically crossed my mind.

**** Please note:

This will notify my system that you are looking to open up our communication and learn more about us. Look at this as any normal interviewing process. We both need to learn more about each other to make a logical match. Fill out the detailed survey form and we will contact you personally as soon as possible
while you look us over. Thank you so much! We look forward to meeting you.:)


Don't hold your breath dude.

*This letter is NOT part of a list or campaign it is due to you having your resume on the internet and looking for a legitimate income opportunity.IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS LETTER AT THE BELOW ADDRESS YOU WILL NOT GET ANOTHER EMAIL. As we wish to only find talent in the efforts to help many people change there current income situation.


The first sentence doesn't make ANY sense, of course this is a "campaign" being sent to a "list" they compiled of people they hope are desperate.

If they are looking for talent, they damn sure don't know what it is as evidenced by that dreadful site.

Thank you,
Global
Staff and Developmen


What kind of signature is that? Who the hell are they? Why do they have so many words with missing letters in a "business" letter? Did I mention that this letter of course has a yahoo.com return address?

Sheesh. My best guess is that it's some sort of "buy an easy to set up affiliate store" bullshit. I'm afraid they actually make "Link2BeFree" look less stupid! And I'm not giving those people $400 either.

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